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Welcome to Imperfect Eden's first official test drive meme! This is where players who are interested in the game are allowed to play any of their characters in Eden's setting before applications and reservations open. As a note, reservations open on February 22 and applications will be open from March 1 to March 10. Eden will then open their gates on March 15! If you have any questions for us, feel free to to ask on the FAQ. And for those who want updates from us as soon as possible, feel free to follow or add us at imperfecteden!

We look forward to having you in Eden.

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➀ arrival.

Upon arriving in Eden's town square, characters will hear sirens blazing before a loud, female, monotonous robotic voice can be heard, saying the following:

"Welcome to Eden, visitors. We are deeply sorry for the inconvenience, since it seems that many of you have arrived to our fair place by accident. It appears that someone in Eden accidentally pressed the wrong button which caused this malfunction in our servers, bringing you all here. While we work on fixing the error as soon as possible, we, the citizens of Eden would like to suggest that you enjoy any and all of the accommodations that we shall provide to all of you, free of service.

As a warning, please do not attempt to leave the barriers of this world: it will cause a certain death, and we will not be able to revive you. We highly appreciate your patience, and we hope to send you back to your proper worlds and timeframes soon.

If you have any further questions, please contact the nearest receptionist. Thank you."

Characters are then free to go wherever they please, though from their current location, the nearest building is the town hall. Inside said town hall is a receptionist's desk, along with a receptionist who will answer any and all questions. Depending on the time of day, you'll either meet Sunny in the morning hours and Luna at night.

But just know this: you're not alone. Not at all. If characters wish to explore outside the town square upon arrival, feel free to use the map as a guide!

➁ glitches.

At any given point in time, there may be some minor setbacks in bringing characters home! Feel free to choose from any of the following:

• All of the districts have suddenly lost their meaning! All the snow has melted in the winter district, the leaves on the trees in the fall district are all green, lush, and on the trees, there's a storm brewing in the summer district; not to mention that it's freezing, and all the flowers have wilted in the spring district!

• Uh-oh. It seems that all the power's out in Eden, the place that literally runs on electricity! All communication systems are down, there's no light, and all the robots are running on reserve batteries that may or may not go out soon. And not only that: all the doors are locked, both from the inside and out! Try to use your keys? Oops, apparently now they can't open the doors, either! SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

• Seems like today the robots are Lost in Translation! Basically, all of the robots are speaking in ones and zeroes, so any issues you may want to bring up with them? It's not going to happen. All your orders are messed up for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and sometimes you might get room service when you didn't even ask for it.

➂ events.

It's almost Valentine's Day, so the mayor is cordially inviting everyone to an all-district exclusive party! So grab your party gear, because in every single district, there will be a heart shaped disco ball along with groovy music from the '90s playing. Oh, and don't worry. These robots might accidentally embarrass any couples who many not want a pink-tinted spotlight on them.

They certainly don't know tact.

➃ housing.

Don't you know that you get your own house? No? Well, after a short talk with the receptionist, you'll get your own key to a pretty sweet house, all loaded up with one bedroom, one bathroom, a fully stocked kitchen with a sink and fridge, and a living room with a white couch and a wide screen television. (Pool not included.)

Of course, these houses are fully automated, so whatever you say goes! Feel free to play interior designer or just tell the housing system to redo your house and you'll get what you want straight away! And at the low cost of free.

➄ locations.

Now that you've got a good feel for the place, why not take a good look at Eden? And take a real good look. Eden's full of four major districts: Winter, Spring, Summer, and Fall, along with ye olde town square. Even though it's more of a circle than a square...

So come on down and have some fun in all of the districts! Eden's residents will make sure you have a blast.

➅ pick your own adventure.

Just as the listing says: choose your own adventure! Characters are free to come up with anything and everything, whether it be to wreck the place up or try to find a way back home. It's your call.